So I'm sitting on the train and what do I see
A boy and a girl and their sweet chemistry
They stood in the middle, sly smiles on their faces
Far removed from our daily struggles and races
Pinching and holding, grabbing and pulling, touching all around
Whole train stood quiet, just their giggling for sound
People hid themselves in phones, as the train started to sway
I had just a glance, then took my eyes away
Now I get it, I get it, your love's brand new
And you wanna flaunt it around from morning till noon
But did you stop and consider how others might feel
When you love each other with such pomp and zeal
Heyyy cute couple on the train
Might be sunny for you, but all I'm getting is rain
Your friends must've told you you make a fine pair
But really they just wanna get you outta their hair
So long as you're happy, the world is a better place
But when this shit goes south, boy I wanna see your face
Heyyy cute couple on the train
Between the two of you, there's less than half a brain
He must be whispering to her that she's unlike any other
Well then save us the suffering asshole, and take her home to your mother
Heyyy cute couple on the train
Got a lot more shade to throw but I guess I'll refrain
Goodbye, sayonara, thank god my stop's here
Go ahead stupid lovebirds, you've got nothing to fear
But next time you board a train, just make sure I'm not near
